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firemen:

bobbyhoying:

wait so he walks around with an unlit cigarette in his mouth for a metaphor? like all the time? i don’t understand

I hope he gets killed by a driver who is distracted because they’re lighting a cigarette

Do you even know where this if from?! He dies you asshole, they both have cancer! #FaultInOurStars

(Source: elgortys, via lolsofunny)

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Was this the beginning of Kim Kardashian’s career? Getting name dropped for being a ho? Was her sex tape out yet?

(Source: the-anal-rapist)

Is this a metaphor? Like you would rather be black, than gay? …Just Saying.. 

Is this a metaphor? Like you would rather be black, than gay? …Just Saying.. 

jonesydaking:

Partners in crime

I first thought they put candles in the watermelon for Jesse. Then I realized they were just condiments.  

(Source: pedroam-amigomio, via bestnatesmithever)

Was it because you fulfilled her dream?

Was it because you fulfilled her dream?

(Source: costa-ricca, via epic-humor)

epic-humor:

Doing it like a boss
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You know this is fake, because she is in a gym…

epic-humor:

Doing it like a boss

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You know this is fake, because she is in a gym…

(Source: yoururlsucksandsodoyou, via epic-humor)

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